HALF MY BRAIN

HALF MY BRAIN

Noted radio talk show host and entertainer Rush Limbaugh often comments that he can do his show with ½ of his brain tied behind his back. Maybe Rush is not too far off course. I’ve also heard statistics that the average human only use 10 to 20% of his brain on a daily basis. (Wonder how they figure that out ?) Hey, if that’s the case, we all have a whole lot of excess brain power sitting ideally by. (Maybe the whole ratio is brought down a few percent, when we figure in what Politicians think about)

If the 20% rule is in effect, that makes me wonder what we are using the extra 80% of our brains for. A hat rack, or Hair mat, I guess ? And, if the average guy is only using 20%, what kind of horse power are the great thinkers pulling…maybe 40% ? …(also, I seem to come into contact with several individuals each day that would be hard pressed to use even 10% of their smarts)That’s still a lot of wasted gray matter floating around unused. ( A mind is a terrible thing to waste) And, how do we explain the extraordinary mental abilities of the savant, (Not to mention Dustin Hoffman and the Rain man role) with certain deficits in normal thinking, yet they can possess computer like abilities to recall information and process math problems. Are they unknowingly tapping into these great un-used reserves ?

When you think about it, in relation to the laws of nature, it just doesn’t make sense. Nature doesn’t waste resources on over developing things. Maybe all that extra processing power is there for us to use for “higher” functions that we have yet to fully develop, like: Telepathy, Levitation, or maybe just figuring out how to use that new Big Screen T.V. I’m thinking that maybe we just need a jump start or to throw some kind of mental light switch and we’d be in business. Maybe we are just set up with a few extra Neurons to replace those that will inevitably be killed off in normal alcoholic consumption and bar fights. Maybe, its just natures way of giving us the equivalent of a “cerebral spare tire”.

I personally don’t like to waste anything. I’ve been thinking about maybe renting out the other 80% of my smarts, I’m just not using, maybe to some kind of over achiever or something. I mean, it’s not like you can put your excess thinking ability in a brain bank and set it aside for when you get old and run a few quarts low or anything. I’ve also thought of putting an ad on Craig’s list and maybe getting a weekly group of similar folks together to network all of our surplus smarts.

I wish I had learned about this 20% waste of resources earlier. Maybe I would have done better in college if I knew I had all those reserves at my disposal. At the very least I would have used the formula as an excuse and told my teachers that “its not that I’m not working hard, I just want to make sure I don’t operate above my allotted cranial percentage” But, in reality, I probably just would have used the extra 80% thinking about partying and chasing wild women. (don’t worry, I would have left at least ½ of 1 % for studying.)

God must have given us all that excess thinking capacity for some reason. I think we devote a good deal of the seldom tapped brain cells for native thinking, impulsive thought, instinct, and sub-conscious thinking. Sub-conscious thought, must be what the rest of our brain is doing while we are thinking about the everyday mundane stuff. Dreaming must be the mental equivalent of idling our car to keep warm in the winter.

If it were up to me, I would probably just re-apportion the whole brain and its uses. For simplicity purposes I would just section it off into 4 quadrants or independent areas of thought.

Area one could control : Basic necessities: Food/ Shelter/Sex/ and a new BMW : The enjoyment and acquisition of. Thinking about getting this stuff occupies most of our thought anyway..

Area Two could control : Work: The thing we have to do to enjoy #1 (Monday thru Friday only)

Area Three could be in charge of: Fight or Flight….social behavior (who to kiss up to, etc)

Area Four would be the domain of : All other mental functions, instinctual actions, speech, etc…

There you have it…no wasted space, no excess or unused brain cells wasting away.

Anyway you look at it the human brain is a wonderful, complex, and intricate organ, weighing only around 3 pounds. It provides us with reasoning, as well as processing power and mental retention. No two individuals think the same, or have the exact same mental capabilities. But it seems like, at the end of the day, we may all be guilty of not over taxing our minds. I might write more about this latter ,but right now, I push’in my 20%, and I think I’m getting a headache…..Hey: “Use it ,or loose it”

P.I.B.