PERSONAL ASSITANT WANTED ?

PERSONAL ASSISTANT

Now I know what’s been missing in my life all these years. I’ve been hobbling by, doing things myself, when its clear I need a personal assistant, just like all my friends have. After all I work, I’m a parent, and there is often things left on my “To Do” list at the end of the day. Frankly I’m not sure how I got by without one all these years.

Big shot actors, and corporate exec’s have personal assistants. I bet ya Hugh Heffner and Bill Clinton have their own P.A.’s (I’m really not sure if the whole initials thing is the way to go, but I think it makes me sound even more important). I wonder what a good P.A. would cost me, maybe I’ll run a few blind ads and see what I can what’s available. Of course the more I’d pay, the more I’d expect. Here’s a few sample ads:

Wanted personal assistant: Conscientious individual to assist busy aspiring businessman. Light duties, running errands, trips to post office etc. Salary: $10,000
Year

Wanted personal assistant: To aide and assist business exec and social climber. Must attend parties, do odd menial jobs, and have take cloths to dry cleaner
Salary: $20,000 year

Wanted personal assistant: To share work load and parenting duties with self absorbed and shallow bastard. Duties to include Warm bath and turn down services (I do like a mint on my pillow by the way), caddy and bartending skills a real plus.
Salary $30,000 year

Wanted personal assistant: Full time Must be willing to be at my beckon/call 24/7 and at all times. Automotive and diesel engine repair a plus. Cooking, cleaning, landscaping, sheep shearing and other duties previously performed by Mr. Belvideer my butler, various indentured servants and my ex-wife. Must be willing to share rent and household expenses ..Salary: negotiable

I should check with my accountant to see if this would be tax deductible. Maybe I should call them interns. Ok: forget it…maybe this whole P.A thing is not for me

Until Latter
P.I.B